I Hate Prius Drivers
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Ecosexuals do it greener

August 7th 2008 in Uncategorized
Ecosexuals do it greener / Violet Blue shows how to have hot eco-friendly sex by Violet Blue

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Bouncing around Nob Hill in an old Honda full of fleshy jiggly local exotic dancers, we were talking about boys and cars. From behind the wheel, Pepper suddenly tells us, “I’m thinking I should get a Prius.”

You could practically hear the tires screech to a halt in the lurid boys-sex-cars chatter. After a long moment of consideration, Brandy cattily remarks from next to me, “So not hot.” Pepper retorts, “What the hell do you mean? A Prius would be the right thing to do, plus it would make me look hot to all those eco-bitches who want to get it on with someone who cares about the environment.” At which point, I asked the fatal question to the entire car: “Does a Prius make a guy hot, or not? Would you date a guy who drives a Prius — or a hot sports car?”

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